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Ruuvit Löysällä
Asiat olivat yleensä aika hiljaista Martian Penal instituuttiossa Rikollisuutta Korjaavilla Epäkuolleilla Avaruusapinoilla, mutta siellä oli taloudellinen lahjoitus sellikorttelin ylikansoituksen vähentämistä vastaan. Vankilaupseer Jonas arvelee sen tarkoittavan "ammu vankeja rahapalkintoja varten". Ota siitä selvää.

Oh Shoal-O-Mio
The canals of Venice have been invaded by a plague of tiny mutant whales who are terrorising the local population and scaring away tourists by singing opera arias badly off key. There's nothing for it but to send in a heavily armed chap in a diving suit - don't worry though, it's a scientific cull.

Astro Jocks
Candi's had enough of the jibes going round the academy - and if one more person makes a comment about the fullness of her double moons then there's gonna be ructions. Well, today it's combat training with live plasma ammo so this is her chance to wipe those silly locker room grins off the boys' faces.

Zone Control
Combat robots are thorougly tested in simulations in orer to minimise the chances of costly product recalls. Todays test is battlefield territory awareness. So instead of just shooting everyone in the diodes, try to make sure that key locations stay under team's control.

Front Loaded
Harry's old police partner, Christine Malone, has turned up at the Big Tipper asking after the man himself. From the looks of that non-regulation uniform it seems she may be planning on more than just looking over the details of old busts. Kitten says her fella ain't for sharing, she's challenged Malone to get out her pistols and let's see what they're made of.

Old Blaggers
Braces reckons all this new fangled law enforcement technology's no match for a bit of old fashioned thieving. He's teamed up with a couple of old school mates to show these so called SecuriDroids just how to pull off a heist.

The Dead, the Dead and the Silly
Jared Slim and Venus have been robbing banks, stealing laundry and generally terrorising right thinking folk all across the Rio Grande. Now they've holed up in the old Mexican Mission with a mechanized cactus man who goesby the name of Eli Scrubs. Time to bring 'em in Sheriff. "Dead or Alive", that's you by the way, no one's actually sure if you're dead or alive...

Ninja Garden
It's come to this: Gaston, the Chinese Chef and a couple of their favourite ingredients - Duck and Calamari, in a bitter contest of the wok. Cook or be cooked! But who could have forseen the wildcard intervention of a crack team of Ninja Monkeys weighing in for the underdog? Banzai!

Sock it to them
The Handymen have seized the high ground in the Training Ground and are firmly dug in. It falls to you, Mr Socky, to lead your brave platoon of freshly laundered wool knit comfy comrades in a daring assault on their position. They've made a fool of you one time to many and its time they paid the price.