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Dear Free Radical,


Please please pleeeeze put in the gingerbread man into haze. He could be a soldier just put him in green combat clothes and he can shoot everyone and say all the funniest stuff and crazy stuff!!!!!!

How about the duckman too? He WROOCKED!!
2 R107 Says
Why didn't anyone demand a duck in Second Sight? Does everything have to have freaks in it? Saints preserve me.

Spend a few days in Derby, and you'll get your fill of malformed weirdoes. Believe me.

P.S: You stink.

Dear Free Radical,


I have an idea for a weapon that you have to use. Basically it is a huge grenade that you fire from a tube on your arm. It makes a huge explosion that takes out anything in its way!! It is called the X-bombade.
1 R107 Says
So, a grenade launcher then. Pleb.

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